A mom was trying to teach her two kids about Jesus and the Easter story.
When she reached the part about Pilate and what he did with Jesus, her six-year-old son Sam asked, "Mom, do you think Pilate did the right thing?"
His mom said, "I think God used Jesus' death on the cross, but Pilate should have stood up for Jesus."
Sam said, "I would have grabbed Jesus and jumped in the plane and taken off quick."
His eight-year-old brother, Ryan, said, "Sam, there were no planes back in Bible days."
Sam said, "But Mom said he was a Pilate. Duh. Weren't you listening?"